Alan Partridge Reverses Into Joe Pasquale

Funny story written by B. Good

Tuesday, 25 October 2011

Alan Partridge, the controversial broadcaster whose autobiography was released earlier this month, was left red faced after reversing his Lexus into high pitched funny-man Joe Pasquale.

Both men were left shaken but unhurt after the incident in the carpark of PoundSaver in Swindown.

They had been due to cut a ribbon and welcome shoppers to the new store but Partridge was spotted arguing with Pasquale over his vocal pitch, moments before the incident.

A witness has described the incident as "hugely unprofessional".

"As Pacquale took the microphone, Partridge launched into a tirade about correct vocal pitch and delivery, referring to Joe as 'Barry White' before complaining that the microphone was missing a foam cover".

Following the incident, a Youtube video suggesting the incident "may not have been an accident" was posted but quickly removed.

In 1998 Partridge received a police caution after being spotted wearing a traffic cone on the hard shoulder of a motorway.

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