Doctor looked at patient's flies on packed train

Written by Joe Leff

Wednesday, 30 January 2013

A hospital doctor could lose her job after she stared at the partly-open flies of a male patient sitting opposite her on a packed train.

Dr Ava Peek was disciplined after the patient, Ivor Beegun, complained to the Head of NHS Vigilance and Ancilliary Services Unit, who was sitting next to him.

Dr Peek, who specializes in uro-genital problems, initially said she thought the man was looking very uncomfortable down there, so she wanted to make sure he was alright. She later admitted that she had X-ray eyes and could see everything.

Mr Beegun claims that he was so severely distressed by Dr Peek's invasive gazing that he is considering giving up his part-time career as a tube-train flasher.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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