Back and to the Left news has once again shot to the top of the pile of investigative journalism when we scored a interview with one of the "Two Fat Ladies". TV chef Clarissa Dickinson spoke to most of the population's innermost desires when she said we should eat badgers.
She ate the "delicious" animal when she was a child and thinks we should, as a country, start once again munching on the animal.
"There's nothing better than going down the woods with a club. Finding a badger sett, struggling into the opening and straight up murdering a badger in its sleep."
She sat back on her ample chair and licked her lips in anticipation of the kill.
When asked what badger tasted like she replied rather ominously.
"Nature."
Back and to the Left would like to thank Clarissa for her insight. Finally we see a celebrity that agrees with our view on life: "If you can't talk to it or fuck it, it might as well be dinner."
