Prince Harry does a Paris Hilton!

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Wednesday, 22 August 2012

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"Good lad Harry my boy, you're keeping up the family tradition!" Charles is very proud of his son!

Prince Harry, enfant terriblé and pretty good guy actually, has decided to copy Paris Hilton and Bay Watch Babe, Pamela Anderson, by having naked sex over the internet!

The Queen and Prince Philip have just had several cardiac arrests, his father Prince Charles told the Royal Press; "it's all in the family, good lad!" His brother Willy was too busy having a fitting for his new toupee at a Saville Row tailors and step-mum, Camilla, blushed, because it reminded her of her dirty, tampon telephone calls with Harry's dad!

Paris Hilton and Pamela have both seen the naked photos of Harry and his bird and immediately offered their services if he fancied a bit of older "crumpet", but they refused to entertain Wayne Rooney, he's way below their niveau and always on his knees (or is that Chicharito?)!

Prince Harry as usual laughed the whole thing off because his uncle and auntie, Prince Andrew and his ex, Sarah Ferguson, have all been caught with their knickers down before and found the whole thing; "very spiffing!

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