Written by j.w.

Wednesday, 1 August 2012

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David Beckham

Sources close to Karen Brady are suggesting Liverpool singer, simply known as Carol, could be joining West Ham for the coming season.

However our Liverpool contact tells us that Carol is not keen on the move. 'Since when has Blowing Bubbles been a Carol?' asked the perturbed footballer 'I can't join a team that has no respect for Christmas!'

Karen Brady has hit back. 'Carol could sing Any Old Iron which has a close contact with Christmas' she said 'this tune was first sung in Biblical times when West Ham won the FA Cup.'

West Ham fans are divided. Some see Carol, whose hair is a real turn on, as the only way the Hammers could stay in the Premier league. Others are annoyed with his reported remarks insulting Bubbles. 'If he can't blow bubbles like the rest of us he has no place at Upton Park' said long term fan Pete Thump.

Rumours still abound at the Boleyn about David Beckham and Carlos Tevez joining the Hammers next season. 'They would make a fine pair' said Stuart Pearce the former West Ham player who has unfortunately lost his sight recently.

The verdict is coming soon: Could it be Carol and Carlos for West Ham?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: West Ham United

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