Mr Alf Fosset has made a speedy recovery after undergoing a heart transplant last month.
The 55 year old Slather Polisher from West Ham had undergone extensive tests before the procedure could go ahead. He had been waiting two years before getting the call from Housemaids Knee Hospital, Bethnal Green. The heart donor is believed to be a well know celebrity that passed away some months ago.
Speaking from his hospital bed Mr Fosset was asked if the new heart had changed him and would he be giving up all his old vices now he had been given a second chance at life.
"How's about that then, guys an girls, now then now then, I will have the odd cigar, jingle jangle jewellery, the new heart has not changed me one bit, disco disco anyone want my autograph, now then, naughty, and I may run a couple of marathons, easy peasy jingle jangle who's number one this week now then now then, clunk click every trip, go by rail let the train take the strain jingle jangle Jewellery I'm coming back to the hospital to do some voluntary work on the portage team lovely lovely, how's about that then"
Mr Fosset will be allowed home from hospital after some psychiatric tests.
