Staffordshire - It was 'phasers on stun' this afternoon as Commander Spock and Lieutenant Tuvok were spotted circling above the National Memorial Arboretum.
Their shuttle buzzed the unveiling of a memorial to armed forces killed in the Falklands War thirty years ago.
A time-space anomaly in the Delta Quadrant saw Star Trek's Vulcan officers returning to Earth to check out bizarre signals emanating from the Staffordshire site.
MoD fears that legendary omnipotent being 'Q' was about to replicate as Mrs Thatcher were enough to send a sub-space distress signal to summon Star Fleet's finest to erase the evil singularity.
"She glories in slaughter," Tuvok commented as a long-dstance mind-meld with Labour's Dennis Healey transmitted the riposte during the fly-past.
Afterwards the ceremony was archived in the Federation omni-bank that stores Earth's ancient civilization events for posterity.
Armed Farces Chief General Sir David Richards is a secret Ferengi agent in league with those dastardly Cadrassians in the Pentagon.
