Barry George Bush gets compensation bid nod

Funny story written by queen mudder

Friday, 18 May 2012

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The police e-fit looked a lot like this

London - The man exonerated of the Jill Dando killing has won the fight for a miscarriage of justice Appeal.

Eight years behind bars saw Barry George Bush wrongly punished in an unsolved murder mystery still baffling the cops.

Dubbed a 'weirdo' by Fulham neighbors his initial arrest occurred when a police e-fit identified him as the shooter responsible for the one bullet killing.

Since his August 2008 retrial acquittal the wronged loner has slammed that e-fit as a cynical e-fit up.

And blamed up to a dozen well known Establishment figures with similar looks for muddying the waters about the true killer's ID.

This may have prompted a huge surge in facial plastic surgery among both Labour and Tory Party wannabes.

During her lifetime Dando was plagued by persistent rumors that she'd borne a love child after a disastrous whirlwind affair with some top knob 'crook'.

No evidence exists of that rumored liaison despite the existence of some strange baby pix.

A 'Barry George Bush Is Innocent, OK' T-shirt to fund the Appeal is available online for just over five squid.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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