Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 11 February 2012

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Solar flare-up seen over Wapping

London - NewsCorpse astrologers are studying occultation reports after a 6am bust of eight suspects thought to be involved in mobile hacking corruption scams.

The solar flare-up saw five Sun employees, an MoD jobsworth, a Surrey police officer and an armed farces member taken to various interrogation sites to be grilled about graft and doshing up cops.

The raids have been described as one of the biggest 'coronal mass ejections' in the media ionosphere with toxic fallout capabilities and long-range communications disruption.

"This can disturb operation of radars and other surveillance devices operating at secret MoD frequencies," a Russian glaciologist at Lake Vostok tweeted today for want of something better to do.

Media sunspots are known to take place in karmic 11-year cycles and can have strong affects on journalists' zodiac chart fault lines.

Today's arrests are the latest of 20 originally triggered by the 22 December 2011 Winter Solstice involving flaky Druids in the espionage loop.

Rebekah Brooks is 69.

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