Written by queen mudder

Monday, 23 January 2012

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Middletons are toast as Sandwich Islands campaign grabs public attention

London - A TV presenter's quip about deporting 'problem families' to the far flung archipelago has morphed into an exciting new project.

Sky News reporter Colin Brazier's suggestion about sending 120,000 miscreant families each costing the taxpayer £75,000 per annum 'is toast' a TV source explained.

However, an anonymous backer has stepped into the affray pledging to bankroll the compulsory deportation of the Middleton gold digger family to the South Atlantic islands near Argentina.

The royal gravy train benefits scroungers have brought the monarchy into disrepute and are only acting out the sordid social climber agenda of New Labour scumbags Mr and Mrs Blair.

A rough calculation of royal wedding costs, security detail, housing and maintenance, bribes (official and unofficial) to the UK media and other assorted essentials sees the Middletons raking in £7 million in taxpayer handouts each year.

"Frankly, this beggars belief," welfare reform sources have commented.

The cost of a one way family ticket to the South Atlantic islands, plus legal costs, would erase the pesky noses-in-the-trough freeloaders from blighting British life for less than £50,000.

Pippa Middleton's colostomy could be factored in for another four hundred quid.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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