Rupert Murdoch and News International to launch new Sunday newspaper

Funny story written by radiogagger

Thursday, 19 January 2012

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Here comes Pippa!

After months of speculation it seems like the pip is finally out of the bag. Following the closure of the News of The World in July last year after the phone-hacking scandal, News International look set to press ahead with a replacement Sunday newspaper.


The new title will be called NEWS OF THE PIP and it will be 96 pages every Sunday just of Pippa Middleton.

This is expected to be a first for a national newspaper, with just one subject - and person - taking up every single page. Murdoch and son Jimmy hatched up the plan last week after the Daily Mail pictures editor revealed to the Leveson inquiry that they receive around 400 pictures a day of Pippa - which they rarely print.

A Wapping insider insisted today "it's full pip ahead - the dirty digger and his team are just waiting for the Leveson inquiry to finish and they can crack on - and lets face it, they won't need to hack any answer-phones for pictures of Pippa - if they print an email address they'll be inundated with them. It's only a matter of time before News International have a tabloid paper selling 4 million copies again on a Sunday. Be lucky"

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