Billericay, EsSEX: Local, sex-starved women from the bimbo capital of England are desperately searching for their lost G-spot, which doesn't actually seem to exist according to sex-experts at Kings College, London.
Hundreds of horny, desperate housewives have been organising sex-orgies in an attempt to prove the experts wrong. According to the housewives it's not the G-spot that's missing, it's their rich husbands who prefer to play golf or go clubbing with younger bimbo's in the the hot G (girlie)-spots in town (London that is).
"We are offering Bi-sex, lesbian sex, group sex, anything to get our hubbies going again so they can hit our G-spot which they haven't found for months," said one desperate mummy called "Camilla Dry-Clitoris".
Sex-expert, Professor Dick Van-Dyke, gave his expert opinion on the Billericay action, here it is: "There are no G-spots, it's all a 'phallas-y' and desperate women hoping their hubbies know where it is better start rub-a-dubbing themselves, because their hubbies prefer hitting the G-spots at the local golf club or getting a hole in one at the local G (girlie)-Bar!"
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