Posh Bloke Picks Fight With Dork Writers In Dorking Pub

Written by Skoob1999

Thursday, 29 December 2011

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"You Want Some Of This Chum?!" - The Posh Bloke Pictured Leaving The Pub Earlier Today

Breaking news appears to suggest that a posh bloke became involved in an argument with one of the writers of the 'must have' Christmas book, The Dorking Review, in a pub. In Dorking. Today.

According to onlookers, the posh bloke became irate when one of the writers bumped into him, occasioning him to spill some of his pint.

The posh bloke then threatened to 'kick the writer's fucking head in,' according to a source.

Since the soaraway success of The Dorking Review, many commentators are of the opinion that the success has gone to their heads, leading to some pretty atrocious hedonistic behaviour.

"I can't wait to see the back of them," Councillor Les Kellet of the town told reporters. "We're not tolerating their wild child behaviour here any longer. The smug buggers made their names off the back of this town, so we should at least be accorded some respect. If you ask me, the posh bloke got it dead right. If one of those twerps spilled my pint, I'd go fucking postal."

The group of writers were last seen being escorted by police, with dogs, to the town's railway station, as the posh bloke was hastily bundled into the back of a massive black car with flags on it.

"I dunno," shrugged local man, Rodney King. "Why can't we all just get along?"

More as we get it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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