Anti-Matter Matters

Written by j.w.

Thursday, 29 December 2011

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Anti Matter

The chief Scientific advisor to the Government has attacked the notion spread by some Tory Back benchers that Anti-Matter doesn't matter.

In a statement from his laboratory deep beneath the earth Prof Augustus Sink argued that 'Anti-Matter definitely matters as without it we would have to explain the universe with theories which have been discrredited.'

'But do you know anti-matter is there?' asked Tory backbencher Christian Twerp.

'We know it is there because without it the world would fall apart. Experiements with colliding microdots travelling five time the speed of light have shown that a spark of anti matter exists. We can now explain where we all came from.'

'But where are we going? asked Twerp.

'That doesn't matter. Anti-matter is an essential theoretical concept and is nothing to do with the future, The future can look after itself'.

A Television programme introduced by David Attenborough is in the pipeline and will explain everything.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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