Written by Jaggedone

Friday, 4 November 2011

image for Jealous UK woman throws bucket of cold water at hot pussy!
It's a shame they turn into " hot pussies" especially for jealous wives! !

A jealous UK woman named Edna (name changed for legal reasons) was sure her hubby was having an affair with some strange pussy, who's name just happened to be Dolores, (name also changed, but not for legal reasons this time) who loves licking milky, choco bars.

Edna's hubby was of West Indian stock, hence he always loved having his choco bar sucked and licked and furry white pussies are pretty good at that. Edna followed him one evening and whilst he was entering Dolores's cat flap at the front door she threw a bucket of icy cold water at her very hot pussy (pussies hate water especially cold water). The impact of the freezing water made her hubbies choco bar shrink, Dolores chuckled as she realised there would be "no milk today" and retreated back into her cat basket to lick her wounds (not literally).

Edna dragged her embarrassed hubby home and he promised her never to offer his choco bar to white, fluffy pussies again; black pussies, well that's a different story because they can be lucky when they cross one's path!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: pussy, jealousy, wives




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