Susan Boyle got a new pussy at the weekend. Apparently Pebbles is getting on a bit now and isn't as playful anymore so Susan went shopping for a wee friend for Pebbles and a livlier, younger pussy for herself.
As some of the Subo fanatics were camping in front of her new home, ready to 'pounce' Susan called the 'Postie' in when he was delivering her daily sacks of fanmail and begging letters. Once inside, she switched clothing with him. He donned a wig and stepped into a pair of Susan's stylish high heels and toddled off down the path to a waiting taxi.
Fooled - the Red Scarf Brigade climbed into one of the large luxury campers they were 'camping out in' and drove off, following the taxi.
Susan waited until they were out of sight then climbed into a 2nd taxi which drove her in the opposite direction to a local Pet Sanctuary where she spent an hour with staff and their pussies.
She came away with a lovely new, all black pussy and managed to get home AND DELIIVER THE VILLAGE POST on time for Postie's return.
The fanatics parked the camper van and were, apparently, non the wiser.
Later, to their delight, Susan appeared at an upstairs bedroom window, showing off her new pussy. Fanatics were a little puzzled. They thought she'd dyed Pebbles black. Sssh!
