After tonight's unsurprising vote of no-confidence in I.D.S. reports are that he fled Westminster long before the results came in, and is now flipping burgers and tossing the wieners in a hotdog stand in Wigan.
Tony "The Man" Blair has reportedly been heard cheering, mainly because it strengthens his chances at the next election but also largely because he couldn't stand the glare from IDS's head during parliamentary sessions.
Probable leadership election candidate Mickey "Mouse" Howard has been called in from his dining reservations at McDonalds to discuss the future.
David Davey Dave Davis, also likely to stand for leadership, is said to be busy ensuring all past political history is well buried to avoid a possible dirt smearing campaign during the election. This will take some time.
Early reports on the successfulness of IDSs new career move indicate that his party are fully behind him and he will have a burger fit to take on the opposition within 6 months.
