Lingerie model Florence Brudenell-Bruce backing David Haye

Funny story written by Rebel Not Taken

Saturday, 2 July 2011

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Aristocratic boxing fan Florence 'Flee' Brudenell-Bruce is getting ready to rumble.

The fit and toned lingerie model, who according to her personal trainer Rupert Bear-Bottom "is in the best shape of her life", will be cheering on David 'The Haymaker' Haye in his Heavyweight bout against Ukranian Wladimir Klitschko in Germany tonight.

'Flee' has told followers on Facebook that she will watch the fight with Ex-Eastenders actress Patsy 'Ricky' Palmer, who was once photographed "in a clinch" with former heroin addict turned film maker Nick Love, who is now engaged to Flee's sister Alice Brudenell-Bruce.

They plan to have takeaway Pizzas delivered and "neck lashings of lager" at Florence Brudenell-Bruce's £3.5 million gaff in Notting Hill, which is only a stones throw away from the edgy streets of Ladbroke Grove.

Prince Harry and his army chums will join them later after watching the fight down the local pub with East End gangsters Ronnie and Reggie Nonce.

'Flee' and Prince Harry became big fans of the quick witted Londoner, David 'The Haymaker' Haye, after the boxer called 6ft7" Klitschko a "smelly Borat" at their press conference in Hamburg.

Up for the fight 'Flee' got a massive following on Twitter yesterday when she tweeted future Hollywood Star David Haye and begged him to: "chin the Russian robot."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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