After Barcelona's, alias, FC Messi's, thrashing of Man Utd a strange scene was caught on camera, Lionel Messi's mum (he loves her more than his girlfriend) was seen streaking naked across the Wembley pitch making a bee-line for her wonder son!
She caught up with Lionel, gave him a huge naked sloppy kiss and a hug then continued to kiss and hug all of the other Barca players and then joined in with the polonaise.
Pep Guardiola kept a safe distance because Messi's mum was looking quite moist around the parts and he didn't want to get his Armani suit soiled.
A reporter from a certain Brit tabloid, The Current Bun, caught up with her, boobs bumping and asked her what the hell she was doing, here her answer:
"I promised mi Lionel bambino that if he scored, Barca won and stuffed United I woulde strip naked y show el mundo donde esta mi super bambino came from, comprendo stupido!"
She then run off towards the Barca fans and paraded her sweaty naked parts in front of them, they loved it, it's a Latino thing!
A disappointed but very horny, Wayne Rooney, saw her naked streak, run after her and popped Lionel's mum the question: "Hey babe have you got time after the celebrations, I'd love to stuff a Messi, muy caramba!?"
Naughty Wayne, but he just can't control his soft spot for older, saggy women!
