Andy Murray to Enter A Convent

Funny story written by Jean Le Fete

Sunday, 30 January 2011

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Andrewina Murray with his back to the cameras.

Melbourne - Andrew Murray awoke after his loss to Novak Djokovic and without a word to anyone left his apartment and disappeared. Later locals spotted him entering Our Lady of the Upper Respiratory Disease Convent on the outskirts of Melbourne.

"He had his bags with him," said Pauline Ettering, a new resident herself at the convent, "He looked so lost and forlorn, I hope that we can console him."

A spokesperson for the convent came to the huge oak door entrance and said they could not disclose personal information about Murray, but said, "Andrewina is a member now and we will take care of her I mean no interviews will be allowed! Good day. Go away now were very horny...I mean were very busy."

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