Venus does a Serena and flashes her bum in Aussie!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 20 January 2011

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Last year in Australia Serena Williams got all mens (non-gay) hearts racing by flashing her very muscular buttocks underneath her flesh-coloured panties.

In fact Jaggedone reported on this "flashy" story, which caused over 80's male tennis fans to hyper-ventilate and wish they were all Fred Perry's once again.

This year at the Aussie Open her sister, Venus, has decided to flash her Venus-like bum to the world; also underneath her flesh-coloured, own design panties.

The Williams sisters are renowned for their hideous tennis costumes, but this years one worn by Venus is forcing men to change sports; who needs sweaty Australian football players when you can watch Venus bending over? (answers reserved for hetero males only)

Global male tennis fans are praying that the sisters get into the womens doubles final and do plenty of "double bum flashes" whilst smashing and serving their way to the title, wham, bum, boom!

Female tennis fans do not despair, Rafa Nadal has vowed never to bare his bum in public, but has vowed to serve and volley naked under the shower if he beats Federer in the final and he's looking for a female doubles partner to join him "down-under" in the "mixed-showers"!

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