Zsa Zsa Gabor has announced that she would really "luff to compete in zeee Special Olympics dhhaling".
When asked in which events she hopes to compete she answered,
"Well, dhhaling, joost take a look at me - ze wheelchair baskatbawl and ze wheelchair razors of course."
Her personal physician, Dr. Ivan Von Villyvinkyovich, was interviewed regarding Zsa Zsa's mental AND physical health as well as his opinions on this recent announcement.
"Off cors I am very vorried as to 'er state off mind ant 'er physical abil-i-ties. She eez a very determeend voman and she vill do vot ze 'ell she vants to in ze long run. She eez vealthy and can pay the O-l-ym-pic poeples a lot off monies to let 'er enter.
She vill die a very 'appy voman if thees wish is granted.
She vud just luff to represent 'Ungary - ze 'ome of 'er bersss."
The organizers of The Special Olympics could not be reached for comment. It is rumoured that they are all still in a state of shock at this recent news.
