CLEVELAND - Venus and Serena Williams two of tennis world's super stars were in town visiting one of their aunts Mimosa Rashonda Bloomington.
Venus was asked by a reporter for The Cleveland Morning Messenger newspaper about the rumors that first started out in California and are now making their way east about the fact that her and her sister Serena have a little something extra in their crotch region.
The older Williams sister responded by using 17 expletives which we will not even bother mentioning since they will surely be deleted by the editor.
Serena then jumped in and added 14 expletives of her own. One thing about the Williams sister is that no one has ever accused them of being dainty, feminine, or ladylike.
These two Amazonian women can make a heck of a lot of rough looking, strong men seem like wimps by comparison.
It has been said that Serena, who is 28, can eat four Big Mac burgers in about three minutes. She can also put away a whole box of Dunkin Donuts in a minute and a half.
The two Michigan girls have been the focal point of gender wonderment for many years. They have been asked to take a gender test just to prove that they are female, but both girls say that they have big gigantic tits, and guys do not have big gigantic tits.
Venus added that they both shave their legs and noted that men do not shave their legs unless it's someone like Clay Aiken, Lance Bass, Adam Lambert, or Elton John.
When Serena was asked about close up photos of her which show a definite bulge in her shorts groin region she responded by saying that the bulge is due to the fact that hairy hooha's run in their family and in their case the hair being of the nappy variety is extremely curly and that's what makes the bulge appear in the crotch area of their tennis shorts.
Another reporter asked about the fact that both girls allegedly have to shave their faces every morning. Venus replied that it was not true. She went on to say that if they did shave their face they would have 5 o'clock shadow at 5 o'clock and they do not.
Venus was asked why it is that she grabs her crotch area every few minutes like most black baseball players do. She said that it was just a dumb habit they both picked up from growing up and watching the black players on the Detroit Tigers baseball team.
SIDENOTE: Serena was asked why it is that neither of the two sisters has a boyfriend. She smiled and said because they are all afraid of us and fear that they will not be man enough to satisfy us in the sexual department.