Barcelona ace Pedro is at the centre of a controversial new autograph rule, that he himself has created and imposed.
The player and his agent have both confirmed that the only thing Pedro will be signing from now on is 'titties'.
Employers Barcelona have distanced themselves from Pedro's new ruling. A club insider has however said, "He's just not a very nice person. The other day he wouldn't sign a sick child's shirt, because he didn't have breasts. They kid had terminal cancer for gods sake."
Pedro earlier tweeted, "Fans, my good form will continue as long as the titties are flowing. Remember to bring you're wife, daughter and mother to the game with you".
