Hungarian Grand Prix Called off... forever

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Sunday, 10 October 2010


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The heavy rain in the Japanese Grand Prix is nothing compared to the mass hazard which has threatened to permanently cancelled the Hungarian Grand Prix.

Following the red sludge, thought to be hastily stashed by Ian the Notorious Welsh Ripper in 1683, which has leaked all over the place, experts have now revealed that "it's on the track. It's on the track!"

Such problems would probably fuck over Mercedes Mclaren and Ferrari, but help racers of Red Bull due to the colour association.

Professionally retired racer David Culthard said it was a "Nightmare having to navigate through sticky stuff, and that a similar thing has happened in Italy following an orgy with Burlasconi".

Yes. Spaghetti Sauce did cancel that race.

Will the Hungarian Race go on? The BP oil cleaners are thankful they get to handle another toxic waste after they were unemployed recently.

Maybe they can find their way to John prescott's house.

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