Written by Ellis Ian Fields

Monday, 4 October 2010

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Liam Lawrence reckons ailing Portsmouth have turned the corner and can now aim for the promotion play-offs.

"This is a mad league, isn't it?" he said after he scored a penalty to earn Pompey their first away point of the season.

But fan Jake Seaport reckons Lawrence is being far too modest in his ambitions.

"Nah mush," he said: "This is the start of everything now.

"We're gonna get automatically promoted as champions and we're gonna get a new ground and new training facilities. There's gonna be a new owner wiv millions to invest and we're gonna compete in Europe with the biggest clubs in the world."

Yes Jake. That's right.

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