Leicester Get New Manager

Funny story written by masterchev

Saturday, 2 October 2010

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Walkers Stadium gets a new manager. "He's clean as a crisp," says chairman.

It's not often we get to link a manager with a post at Leicester City. For those of you who may not know this, yes they do have a football club. No, it's not as big as Man. Utd. Yes it is in Leicester.

But following a recent shift in power, they've got themselves a new manager. Yes, and who better than a manager who prefers little kids?

He's been to England. And failed. He was at Mexico. And failed. He even went to Notts County and got evicted by Robin Hood.

Now, Sven Goran Eriksson, or as we call him: Bjorn, is about to be linked with the Crisps Capital of the World.

Sven was clearly delighted, and said the following:

"Going by my standards, I think I'm going to get rid of the oldest and mostest experienced players and bring in my seven year old nephews. This technique, known as the Walcott, is guaranteed to work,"

Leicester begin the campaign with Reading. Harry Potter's on their list, followed by Jane Austen. Own goals all round? I certainly think so.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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