The Truth About Lebrons Move to Florida

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Sunday, 11 July 2010

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In an exclusive interview with Lebron James, an undisclosed source revealed recently some of the confidential nature of the interview.

James admitted that the main issue that prompted his move to Florida was to be near Tiger Woods. He further admitted that he also had a "sex addiction" problem and that he and Woods were going to attend the South Florida Sex Addiction Clinic together.

Earlier therapy sessions tended to put the blame on his all of his formative years on a basketball court, excluding all other activities. Five years ago he attended a bachelor party for one of his teammates, and when Cleveland porn star, Layme Bythelake, jumped out of the cake she fell in the lap of Lebron, and later on that evening, he "lost his virginity."

He said that was the first of many sexual encounters and he attempted to make up for "lost time" as he referred to it. He and Woods met a few years ago at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada, and that they kept in close contact on their cell phones and shared their experiences and their "companions" as well.

Both men, being very competitive, tried to outdo each other over the years, and their addictions became worse. Lebron joked, I've been in Heat for years, so I thought I might as well join them, and Tiger and I can go to the clinic together."

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