Tiger Woods In Piss Poor Mood Before British Open

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Thursday, 8 July 2010

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Will Tiger Roar Or Wilt At St. Andrews?

Answering questions with short one-word answers Tuesday, Tiger Woods would not answer any personal questions about his life or only used a flat statement.

Woods had just finished tied for 24th at a charity golf tournament in Ireland, but instead of staying to practice at St. Andrews in Scotland where the British Open will be played, he decided to fly back home to Florida.

When asked about how the sex scandal had hurt his golf game, he told reporters "not to think too deep into this."

He then told the reporters that he was going home to see his kids.

When some guy who just wanted a simple answer asked him, "Did you do any whoring around while in Ireland?", Tiger acted as if he had never heard the question.

"Which girlfriend will you be chasing tonight?" also brought only an icy stare and a "I must go. See you at the Open" and he walked away.

"Any of them knocked up?"

(Nothing)

All agreed that Tiger Woods had became a very obnoxious person to try to interview.

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