Berlusconi appointed the new coach of AC Milan

Funny story written by Harunalafia

Wednesday, 23 June 2010

The long awaited announcement of the new head coach of AC Milan has come to an end this afternoon.

During a press conference call today by the Milan board, the name of Silvio Berlusconi was called to be the new coach of AC Milan and to be assisted by Galliani.

It didn't come as a surprise to the press and to the entire footballing world as Berlusconi was quoted saying 'if he was the manager of Milan last season, he would have won the league'.

The over 30s players in Milan will have a good sleep as all their contract will be extended till they all reach 40.

While speaking after his appointment, Berlusconi says cannavaro will be his first signing since he is over 35, and more players over 30 will follow soon.

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