Written by Monkey Woods

Saturday, 19 June 2010

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The football team, however, are shite

It was a night all England fans will long remember after a great result in Africa saw the England national team stun their group rivals Algeria with a performance of real quality in the Camel Racing World Cup.

Still smarting after a disappointing draw in their opening match with the USA, England went into this encounter knowing that, if they were to progress to the next stage of the tournament, they were going to have to overcome one of the giants of world camel racing, and boy, did they do just that!

From the start, the England team were well up for it, with Wayne Rodney and Frank Lamppost both riding extremely good races, whilst Gerard Stevens and Barry Gareth also rode well.

James David was recalled to the team as first choice rider Roger Grunge was hurt after being 'unsaddled' in the USA game, and produced another commanding display.

England now face a final race-off against unfancied Slovenia for a place in the next round of this exciting competition.

Blah blah blah.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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