Michael Schumacher spent last 3 years working on dodgem rides

Funny story written by Proffitt

Monday, 14 June 2010

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The 7 time world champ today faced up to the criticism of pundits following the Canadian GP. He admitting he's spent the last 3 years working with Carny's touring Germany to supervise the dodgem ride.

Schumacher apparently spent some 6 hours a day bumping, bashing and dodging his way round the Fatherland just to keep his hand. Colleagues said Michael was lost after his retirement from F1 and so decided to put his talents to good use on the dodgem ride.

'I felt such a rush when I pushed other drivers off the track in F1 it was the logical step to make the move to dodgems,' said Michael. 'It was a tough decision to come back but Ross Braun came up with the idea of combining the two sports and I thought why not.'

Now Schumacher is king of the F1 dodgems and attacking his fellow drivers 'dodgem style.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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