Written by Bureau

Friday, 28 May 2010

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Steeler quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has been cleared by the National Football League Commissioner to practice with the team as long as he showers alone.

"After careful study we decided that, while allowing him to practice, the constant ass slaps of teammates even when they screw up or every time they come back to the huddle, we have asked him to shower alone", stated NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell.

"We're all glad to have Ben back and with the warning, I think we can get our centers back into the game as they say they have the worst problems with Roethlisberger", stated one of the Steelers who asked not to be identified but looked like team center, Jeff Hardings.

There has been no decision yet on whether he will have to sit out the first six games or not.

Meanwhile, the Steeler's management were discussing how to handle Ben's problems with Tight End, Jon Dekker.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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