Written by Jaggedone

Friday, 21 May 2010

image for The Sorceror, Van Gall meets his Apprentice, Mourinho to define who really is the "special one"!
Who will be the real "special one" and who will be left alone with nothing, there's magic in the air!

A pivotal clash of the 2 best footy coaches on the planet (sorry Sir Alex you failed to do your homework) promises to be an intriguing clash of the "Sorcerer" and his one time "Apprentice".

Louis van Gaal has worked his magic in every club he has run, Ajax, Barcelona, AZ Alkmaar (who?) and now the "Lederhosen" mob Bayern who taught Man U a lesson in: "it aint over till the fat bastard blows his whistle!" and spanked their bums accordingly!

As for his apprentice and wannabee 'special one' he learnt his trade uder the Dutch Sorcerers wing and has mesmerised his opponents ever since!

Both have won nearly everything and now the showdown.

Will Mickey Mouse beat his Mentor or will the Master spank his apprentices bum?

All wil be revealed tomorrow and Barcelona, Man U, Real Madrid and those other pretenders will be watching with envy, their cheque-books in hand hoping they can "put a spell on one of them" so they can also enjoy the fruits of their "Wizadry"

Apart from Sir Alex that is, he has vowed to stay at Man U till they carry him out in his "black box"!

Maybe United fans should request that the Sorcerer or his apprentice cast an evil spell on Sir Alex so that United can get back to winning something again!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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