John Terry's in the News again

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Thursday, 13 May 2010

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John Terry's in the News again thanks to his dad. As if the Chelsea and England footballer didn't have enough to contend with, now his father's becoming a bit of an embarrassment.

Terry's dad is up on drug charges.

If this is an example of one of John Terry's 'role models' growing up....is it any wonder he's having a hard time sorting out right from wrong?

As a young boy John enjoyed a 'coke' now and again, so did his dad.

When playing football for his school, John liked 'to score', so did his dad.

In schoolyard fights, John knew how to 'take a hit', so did his dad.

John likes to see his points 'shoot up', so does his dad.

John doesn't mind getting 'needled' by his pals, neither does his dad.

Seems they have a lot in common, allegedly anyway.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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