Alex Ferguson could quit Manchester United to enter World Chewing Gum Championships

Written by SPECTRUM

Wednesday, 21 April 2010

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I want my Forkin chewing gum

Alex Ferguson is considering leaving as Manager, of Manchester United, to enter the World Chewing Gum Championships.

For the last two years Mr I Chew, Chairman of the World Chewing Gum Championships, has been sending emails to Ferguson, on a daily basis trying to get him to take part in the annual competition.

Mr Chew has been watching Ferguson during Manchester United, matches and is convinced he is the fastest chewing gum chewer on planet earth. If Ferguson was to leave Manchester Chewnited
he would be favourite to be World Champion speed chewer at the
World Chewing Gum Championships.

There are already lots of football managers lining up for his job should he chews or choose to leave.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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