Harrods & Fulham owner Mohammed Al Fayed is in for a bumper Christmas after his team stuffed Man United last Saturday.
Chelsea players, so grateful to Al Fayed, decided to spend their multi-million christmas bonuses on Harrods shares, causing them to go through the Stock Exchange roof.
Even Ashley Cole's missus, Cheryl (who?) spent 200000 quid there on "pressies" for her darling hubby, a Rolex, an Elephant and an Ivory Dildo!
Fulham's surprising pro-Christmas stuffing of "Lame Turkeys" Man United came of no surprise to Al Fayed, he already bet 2 million quid on the result via a forbidden Asian Betting Syndicate under the alias of Diana Spencer-Charles!
As for Sir Alex and his bunch of not so "Merry Men" they've decided to invest their "Chrissy" money in a tip given to them by another successful multi-billionaire, Roman Abramovich (Chelsea Owner), a sure WINNER, the Russian Mafia alias his oil & gas company, that should cheer them up!
