Extraordinary scenes outside Old Trafford were reported this afternoon, when it was confirmed that the Liverpool v. Manchester United Premier League game which was played last weekend is to be replayed, as United didn't win.
The decision was announced at lunchtime by the PL.
United boss Sir Alex Ferguson nodded his approval as the news reached him on his throne at FA headquarters, and he changed his gum to show this.
Liverpool won the game 2-0, but, as everyone knows, defeat never goes down very well at Old Trafford, and Sir Alex made an early protest on behalf of the champions.
Ferguson said today:
"It was a fucken travesty that we lost at Anfield. The ref was a disgrace, the weather was all wrong, the pressure of tyhe ball wasn't what we've bin used to. I could go on, but why the fuck should I? I'm Sir Alex Ferguson."
The match will now be replayed at Sir Alex's convenience.