Like every true sportsman or woman should do, Andre Agassi has admitted it, "I took drugs and it wasn't my fault!"
After this admission the world also awaits the hottest revelation ever, great friend, drinking, smoking, blowing partner Lance Armstrong to come clean at last!
Also steroid junk, Nadal, quite a story too!
In the meantime we have Andre and his rather "long-nosed" Deutsche world beater, Steffi admitting they did it, not once but many times!
Andre in his naughty Autobiography admits using drugs, but thought it tasted just like Coca Cola, he admitted, "suddenly I could run faster, hit harder, have sex 5 times a day with Steff and win 5 grand slams all in a day, man was I f*****g high!"
Steffi, observing and feeling Andre growing in esteem, and getting harder by the second also decided to use her own natural attribute, her BIG CONK (perfect for sniffing lines blowing Andre's brains away and his toupee off!)
Someone forgot to tell Andre drug abuse causes baldness!
Now it's all out in the open and we tennis lovers will certainly forgive them for all of their slight misdemeanors, worship their honesty and forget it ever happened!
Come on Lance & Rafael, I can't wait for it!
