Tiger Woods In New Shitstorm

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Sunday, 23 August 2009

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Tiger shitting himself aged 2

After the recent infamous 'farting on-air' incident at the Buick Open, world number 1 golfer Tiger Woods was at it again today, when a training ground incident saw him involved in another ugly mess.

Woods was out practising his driving, when, all of a sudden, he bent his legs in the traditional style, and attempted a trump - with disastrous consequences!

The star overdid things somewhat, and brought new meaning to the phrase 'problems with his follow-through'.

Bystanders were amazed as Woods fought to contain the contents of his bowels, and were subsequently struck dumb when a brown liquid started to seep out of his trousers and down over his Nike golf shoes.

Top medical experts have warned Woods that, in the future, he may have to play tournaments wearing Incontinence Pants if he cannot control his movements.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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