B(o)all(o)ack rugby tackle on Evra seen by 90.000 Wembley spectators, missed by blind-bat Ref-Foy revives Kung Fu kicking in Premier league!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 11 August 2009

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"Roon" the "Scouser" assists Sir Alex in his protesting to ref. Foy, "f******g Liverpool supporter!

After the Community Shield game Man Utd's manager Sir Alex told ref Foy that he's a f*****g blind-bat twat in a pure Glaswegian, Gorbles accent, accusing him of preferential treatment towards Chelsea and a certain Russian!

Hated by everybody except blue, blind pensioners, "Kraut" Ballack, firmly launched Evra into a sixth dimension with a rugby cum Kung Fu attack that even "Mon Dieu" Eric Cantona would have been proud of!

Asked why the f**k he didn't send the nauseating, arrogant "Kraut" off and award Man U with a free kick Foy answered:

"I was ordered by the FA not to insult or red/yellow card German players as this is the 70th aniversary of the "Kristallnacht" (a sensitive aniversary in the German calendar whereby Nazi's burnt all Jewish bibles and literature!) and in no way do we want to upset diplomatic relations between the 2 countries."

Sir Alex countered in his typical, brazen, Glaswegian fashion, "what the fuck has Man U v Chelsea got to do with a a bunch of fucking Jewish books being burnt by Nazis Laddie?!"

Foy answered meekly:

"The Germans have silently taken over the Brit car, electronic, supermarket, etc, industries, and the FA will shortly announce their new President, Herr Franz Beckenbauer Junior! Diplomacy Sir Alex, diplomacy!"

Sir Alex replied with his usual subtlety, "fucking loser Sassenachs!!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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