A cucumber fell out of "Football" player David Beckham's shorts during a collision on the field Wednesday afternoon. The lost veggie put an end to speculation as to just what David Beckham was packing in his pants. As it turned out, he was packing salad. The LA super stud was booed by a crowd of 12 people, the largest crowd in US "Football" history.
Beckham left the field, his head hanging in shame, and refused to speak with the press.
His wife, Victoria, a member of the Spice Girls girl band, fled the stadium in tears. This is the third time she has run from the crowd's reaction to her hubby's faux pas on and off the "Football" field.
"Oh, shag it all," she moaned as she fought her way through no one in particular. "I'm going back to Jolly Old England, tonight," she vowed.
The crowd roared its approval.