Written by Blanca Brava

Thursday, 16 July 2009

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Greg claims he knows Lance

MINNEAPOLIS - Greg Lemond's accusations against Lance Armstrong stooped to new lows at a Le Tour de France press conference Thursday.

"I saw him, I did, he was huddled beside the Astana team bus stuffing something down his bib shorts, yeah, it looked like a oily piece of Braunschwieger, he's guilty and he knows it, who is he trying to fool here" LeMond confessed to CNN journalist Derek Mannzinsky.

LeMond has been known to harbor great bitterness toward Mr. Armstrong and has fervently accused him of doping. Armstrong's only comment was "he is demented, poor Greg, I don't know, you don't mess with Texas is all I can say."

LeMond was seen out and about at a video game arcade in a rural Minneapolis Wal-Mart wearing his 1986 yellow jersey.

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Topics: Lance Armstrong




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