Lion's Edward's: Is Rugby about Anal Penetration?

Funny story written by Pointer

Monday, 29 June 2009

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Schalk Burger was stunned by Fitzgerald's receptiveness

When South African Springboks flanker, Schalk Burger got involved with the flanks of Lion's wing Luke Fitzgerald, rugby lovers across the world raised the question of just how much anal penetration should be permitted in the rough asnd tumble of the world's toughest sport.

Springboks General Peter de Villiers told critics that all is fair in love, war and rugby. My lady loves a little ass play and plenty of my rugby mates back in the day went all out for a back rub, if ya know what I mean, wink, wink, nod, nod!

Lion's coach Edwards is demanding that Burger be banned from the game for fisting young Fitzgerald where the sun shouldn't shine. Finally after days of silence, Lion's wing Luke Fitzgerald announced his engagement to SA Schalk Burger:

" What can I say? No one has ever touched me so deeply and yet so tenderly...Schalk may seem like a ruffian but the rude footballer is all pussycat in the scrum!" The happy couple has yet to announce their big day depending on burger's suspension and sexual assault trial.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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