Munster's Alan Quinlan to Wrestle Mexican Lucha Libre During Rugby Suspension

Funny story written by Pointer

Thursday, 14 May 2009

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Mexican masked Marauder, Masturbating Monkey hopes to team up with I. I. Captain Quinlan

Alan Quinlan nearl;y gouged out the eye of an opponent in the Hindquarters Cup of World Rugby and the Cup officials gave him a suspension. The World Wrestling federation and the mexican Lucha Libre League gace him top dollar offers.

WWF scout and former star wrestler Killer Kowalski admired Quinlan's eye gouging technique:

"It took me years to master the eye gouge and this young prick's got it down even in the unchoreographed proceedings of Rugby!"

Mexican masked Lucha Libre anti-hero Whitey Ford'll Fuck Your Illegal Immigrant Ass spooted a natural Aryan talent in Quinlan:

" I can train this vicious white boy into an LL villain and he'll make a shitload of pesos even if they're not wirth the paper they are printed on! In Ole mejico, it's not about the money, it's about the free fightin'!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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