Ashley Cole Injured

Funny story written by Qwerty123

Tuesday, 2 June 2009

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Ashley Cole has been badly injured in a brutal attack.The footballer was running with the ball in a match against Chelsea and Newcastle.When suddenly out of nowhere,Newcastle manager,Alan Shearer ran out onto the field and attacked him.Shearer was aided by Michael Owen and Newcastle mascot,the Magpie.

The Magpie was involved in a scandel in early 2003, when he was accused of having an affair with Victoria Beckham.However they both deny it.

The Magpie,Shearer and Owen layed into Cole.He was taking to hospital an HOUR after the attack.The paramedics told reporters."When we heard it was Ashley Cole being attacked,we just couldnt be bothered to get out there".

Cole was treated for concussion,a puncutred lung, broken ribs,bite marks and a broken ego.

Speaking of the attack,Alan Shearer simply had this to say."Someone had to do it".The room suddenly filled with applause.

The police were called,but no arrests were made.The Chief of the police later gave his thanks and respect to Shearer.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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