The Boston Red Sux former slugger, David Ortiz has gone from Big Poppy to big puppy in a mere few months. Ortiz whose present batting average is lower than the team IQ has sunk as quickly in the batting order as the Dow Jones.When the fretful on the Fenway sent Ortiz to the doctor, they dreaded the outcome as much as they miss the drugged dreds in right field.
And right they were to worry... Rumour has it that Big Puppy is suffering from the Fenway funk better known as the post steroidal slump. Symptoms are the inability to hit the ball out of the infield, a propensity to strike out and a full body muscular sag. Mrs Ortiz appears to have been the first one to spot a common symptom:
" Poppi, youse huevos son muy pequenos!" was the exclamation she coughed up while teabagging the once formidable Big Poppy's hard balls.
