Man builds Monica Seles shrine

"I started imagining myself having a relationship with Jim Courier first - but it wasn't working out for me really"
said Dutchman Jok ‘Romeo' Tiplann, after quitting his job and moving to Monica Seles' hometown of Novi Sad, Yugoslavia.
"He had a really bad habit of not returning my love letters. I really only ever got one reply from him to be honest, where he told me that he didn't like being referred to as ‘Juliet'. I guess he was too high maintenance for me in the end".
"I have invested a lot of time in my S*les Shrine so far. The racquet is a genuine Yonex - which is the brand Monica uses - and the balls I collected from when she won back in ‘Garros in '92. I did have some of her towels, but the police took them off me before I was imprisoned for gross violation of peace. My telephone calls were too much for her to handle back then and she had to see a psychiatrist. This was a difficult time for me in our relationship because the psychiatrist had a pet bulldog and so I couldn't get a sniff for 3 months!!"
"Regrets?? Emm, I suppose the big one was when Guenter Parche beat me to the stabbing back in '93. I was in the seat directly behind him but never copped it until he had buried the knife in her back."