Written by Bureau

Sunday, 26 April 2009

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Hey, cover it up!

The New York Yankees outfielder, Manny Wadpockets, pleaded guilty yesterday to involuntary flashing charges after bending over and tying his shoes and having his pants AND shorts split, exposing his ass to a bunch of Red Sox fans headed for home at the Kennedy Airport, plus being totally smashed.

Police said that Manny was legally drunk as his alcohol rate was ten times what it should be.

"In other words, the guy had a pretty good supply of blood in his alcohol", joked a policeman who picked Manny up from where he had once again fallen.

The guilty plea may give the Yankees a chance to fine Manny $500,000 and recover some of his thirty million dollar contract, since he's yet to be able to play a game this year.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Yankees

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