UEFA Orders Enquiry After Liverpool and Arsenal Draw

Funny story written by Dr Will C U Now

Wednesday, 22 April 2009

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European football governing body UEFA have ordered an enquiry into the recent 4 - 4 draw between Liverpool and Arsenal.

It has emerged that two large bets were made during the half time interval predicting a 4 - 4 draw.
Michel Platini the UEFA president said "We have unconfirmed reports that both managers were seen entering Ladbrokes at half time giggling and skipping."

Suspicions arose after the interval when Arsenal board member Lady Bracewell-Smith was put in goal for Arsenal and local legend Cilla Black for Liverpool.

Further eyebrows were raised when both managers were seen to be hugging and kissing after the final whistle blew.

Both clubs failed to comment on the accusations.

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